One time, I had a bunch of info on this page, but it was really stupid and nobody ever looks at it, so I can pretty much just have this random stuff as my “About” page and nobody will know the difference.
On the other hand, if you really want to know about me…
I’m that Bolt-On guy. I make fancy word sentences about moto stuff, poorly make videos of moto stuff, and generate an aurora of awesomeness around moto stuff.
Yeah, that’s straight from my Twitter account. Who cares. It’s not like anybody reads this garbage anyway.
Hey, speaking of that, that also means I can pretty much post whatever I want right here, which is pretty sweet. So I could say something like, “childhood mullets and rattails in today’s society should be considered child abuse and you should be put in jail for subjecting your children to that.”
So that’s it in a nutshell. If you looked at this page, congratulations. You’re obviously bored.